lkayrel

2011-12-24T20:22:00.001+08:00

Fade to white.

2011-12-23T17:40:00.000+08:00

Where's my snow?

The temperature in this hellhole is horrible.

2011-12-10T20:12:00.001+08:00

Important notice.

Off to some place in europe. Back two or three days before christmas.

2011-12-10T01:11:00.002+08:00

It's mabelline.

I realized seven absolutely undeniable facts.

One, i suck at driving. Within a hundred kilometres, i can manage to almost get into an accident three or four times. That averages to an almost accident every twenty five to thirty three kilometres, which translates to putting my life at risk twice a day if i drive to school.

Two, my new car sucks. It's a one series bmw, and i got it for less than two weeks. Less than two weeks, and i sent it for servicing once for the brakes. The brakes are problematic again, and now i realized only one reverse light is working. Sending it for servicing again tomorrow morning. It's a damn bmw. We paid more for the quality assurance and this is the shit we get? Less than two weeks, goddamn it. Going to kaobei tomorrow. Or later.

Three, seeing people get attached stirs a warm feeling in me. It's so exciting, i think i have an inner auntie in me.

Four, good things come in large. Garrett's popcorn, iced tea, charlyn.

Five, charlyn now doesn't know whether to feel complimented or insulted.

Six, i have no idea when to ballot for carpark. Some people just renew their thing like free like that. Okay not true it costs eighty bucks for unsheltered parking.

Seven, i am going to europe later. Back two three days before christmas.

2011-12-08T18:22:00.000+08:00

Linear optimization.

Mousehunt meets business analytics.

2011-12-07T21:35:00.000+08:00

Shirking responsibility.

I should send something before i leave.

2011-12-06T21:55:00.001+08:00

Overseas again.

In a few days i will be not in singapore again. Time really flies.

2011-12-05T21:46:00.001+08:00

Sweet stuff.

I am trying very hard to stop myself from buying sweet drinks!

2011-12-04T22:41:00.001+08:00

This irritating.

This irritating!

2011-12-03T23:59:00.001+08:00

I think finn is right.

Everything small is actually a small version of something big. Finn you genius.

2011-12-02T21:53:00.003+08:00

What is democracy.

So am i supposed to see you as close parents who i can discuss things with, albeit chaotic, or am i supposed to see you as a government which i silently resist, but blindly agree with and appease?

2011-12-01T17:21:00.001+08:00

Twenty one.

Urgh study hard study hard.

2011-11-30T23:48:00.000+08:00

Presents on repeat.

Oh my god i have three pencil cases and two watches. Thanks everyone!

2011-11-29T19:05:00.001+08:00

My arguments are now invalid.

With the sound system and all.

2011-11-28T07:56:00.000+08:00

Sharingan contact lens.

With degree. Why not!

2011-11-27T11:35:00.000+08:00

Awesome posters.

LIke the money chart from xkcd.

2011-11-26T23:02:00.000+08:00

Superbrie gift baskets.

Don't judge me, it's a collector's thing.

2011-11-25T20:59:00.000+08:00

Laptop sleeve.

The dell one i have sucks. I prefer black!

2011-11-24T22:55:00.001+08:00

Heavenly chain cutting moon.

That's right. The real bankai in all of it's five or six foot wonder.

2011-11-23T21:07:00.001+08:00

Bassy headphones.

Having a specific model in mind too! Ask me for the model if you want to buy me that!

2011-11-22T21:28:00.001+08:00

Crumpler backpack.

I have a specific model in mind, if anyone wants to get me something but don't know what to and has two hundred dollars to spare, contact me!

2011-11-21T22:44:00.001+08:00

Pencil case.

Preferably hard covered, i haven't changed mine since primary six.

2011-11-20T20:51:00.001+08:00

Wallet that can hold coins properly.

I need a wallet. Hint hint. Dark colours please.

2011-11-19T21:20:00.000+08:00

Religions down.

I am feeling damn angsty lately. Studying too much is not good.

2011-11-18T22:37:00.002+08:00

Marketing down.

Next up is religions. There will be a lot of things to write, but i can't memorize anything now. So probably i will know there is stuff to write but don't know what to write. Maybe i will write an essay on atheism. Or draw nyan cat. Whatever works.

2011-11-17T22:30:00.001+08:00

All these work.

For only two hours. This doesn't make sense. Ban tests please.

2011-11-16T22:08:00.001+08:00

The futility.

Why work so hard when class participation has more weightage than your finals?

2011-11-15T21:33:00.001+08:00

Artsy business.

And what a haul today! First prize goes to bacon strips tshirt!

2011-11-14T19:46:00.001+08:00

Forty eight seconds.

I should tattoo that under my eyelids so i get reminded of my mediocrity every night before i go to sleep.

2011-11-13T20:27:00.000+08:00

Where there is rain.

I shall sleep.

2011-11-12T23:55:00.000+08:00

Probably the worst drink in the world.

Why do people drink beer?

2011-11-11T23:11:00.001+08:00

FIve elevens.

Why is nothing special happening.

2011-11-10T15:06:00.000+08:00

The future.

What do i want to be. I am really tired of everything.

2011-11-09T17:10:00.000+08:00

Huge decisions.

In the end i decided to sleep.

2011-11-08T14:59:00.000+08:00

Eating forever.

I feel fat. Hey wait, i am fat!

2011-11-07T14:54:00.001+08:00

Orange spikes.

Fantasizing again.

2011-11-06T21:20:00.001+08:00

Hatred for doing.

Given the choice, i would sit and wait for the end of the world.

2011-11-05T23:44:00.002+08:00

Luck theory.

Everything in the past, present and future, just happened, happen, and will happen. There is no free will. It just so happened like that.

2011-11-04T23:46:00.000+08:00

Hashtag classic.

What with twitter facebook and what what tinfoil.

2011-11-03T22:59:00.000+08:00

Okay oh no.

Snsd is good.

2011-11-02T22:51:00.001+08:00

Big ass monitor.

My old computer is up and running again!

2011-11-01T21:33:00.001+08:00

In thirty days.

Ah my birthday how! Impossible to book chalet anymore! Don't tell me i have to resort to hiring priscilla and meigui?!

2011-10-31T15:29:00.001+08:00

That juice.

I wrote an essay using a pen just now. Feels weird.

2011-10-30T22:29:00.001+08:00

Ham slam.

Destruction of perfectly fine items is out of ordinary. I like out of ordinary, but can't afford out of ordinary.

2011-10-29T21:45:00.001+08:00

Spot on lyrics.

I have only got four minutes, or four hours. I don't know, but it was pretty accurate.

2011-10-28T17:24:00.001+08:00

Kit kat.

Screw house, screw dubstep, screw trance, screw drum and bass, screw techno. I need breaks.

Like seriously. School is taking a toll on me.

2011-10-27T23:59:00.001+08:00

Scary ghosts and first of the bubblegum bass.

It's a good thing i didn't buy anything yet. I have no talent or skill in djing.

2011-10-26T23:45:00.000+08:00

Hell week.

It spreads over at least twenty one days.

2011-10-25T22:11:00.001+08:00

The wishlist.

Two weeks from my birthday, i will start posting an item everyday that is on my wishlist. That's to save you guys from the trouble of not knowing what to get me. Not arrogant or snobbish, just considerate and thoughtful!

2011-10-24T21:18:00.001+08:00

Rolling star.

Oh yeah i am feeling it.

2011-10-23T22:20:00.003+08:00

Swamped like a marsh that sank in a mangrove.

I had fun things to do. The chopin etudes, the pokemon songs, the carnival of animals in expert difficulty, ambigrams, goddamn it i miss ambigramming.

Now it's just business communications or business analytics.

2011-10-22T23:59:00.001+08:00

Time on heelys.

That's the best metaphor i can come up with to describe how time is flying past me now.

2011-10-21T21:31:00.000+08:00

Turning mainstream.

Dubstep why you appear in pop?

2011-10-20T18:54:00.001+08:00

Running short.

The shortie's running tomorrow like he is running short of time.

2011-10-19T18:36:00.002+08:00

Fader cuts.

And wobble bass.

2011-10-18T18:25:00.003+08:00

Why am i.

One thousand and seven hundredth post. Ka-yre.blogspot.com just won't die.

Why the fuck am i still drinking ice lemon tea from macdonalds. It's a substandard drink.

2011-10-17T14:54:00.002+08:00

Running low.

It has been a long time since awhatup, amcmuffin, amauwntern?

2011-10-16T20:59:00.000+08:00

Week ten.

I am still not ready for school.

2011-10-15T18:12:00.000+08:00

Credit card.

I spent my virgin credit card dollar today. Yes i spent a dollar. Using a credit card. Dollar. No s.

2011-10-14T21:47:00.000+08:00

Cheat sheet.

Every motherfucking bar. But will it help?

2011-10-13T16:58:00.001+08:00

A simple mathematical equation.

Jack dagnelz equals drunk.

2011-10-12T15:52:00.002+08:00

Barely made it.

Last year, on the same day, i barely passed my driving test. One more mistake and i would have failed.

Today, i barely made it for my formal oral presentation. Somehow i did not blank out totally. I think i did, but maybe i was too semi-conscious to notice.

It's a bad day.

2011-10-11T15:37:00.002+08:00

This is the future.

Epic meal time told me to follow my dream. Or should i do focuz on business communication?

2011-10-10T16:09:00.001+08:00

Oral interaction.

Son of a bitch. You son of a bitch.

2011-10-09T09:57:00.002+08:00

The only old folks' home i will send you to is my home.

Epic gerald is epic gerald. Awesome party.

2011-10-07T23:47:00.001+08:00

Singaporean audience.

Only in singapore can you find periods of total silence during concerts.

2011-10-06T14:40:00.002+08:00

Spinning tracks.

Six years ago, i wanted to be a pianist. Now, i want to be a producer. Six years later, i will want to be ceo of google. Things will change. But the grand piano was still purchased. Do i see it as a waste of money? Not really. I still play it, and my sister still plays it.

Hence, is it justifiable if i buy turntables, cdjs, mixers, subwoofers, et cetera?

2011-10-05T16:58:00.000+08:00

Roll through the class.

Recovering from trauma induced from business communication. Shit's covered in kfc gravy.

2011-10-04T20:47:00.001+08:00

The dead pianist.

Fingers which can play chopin's revolutionary etude and drop sick dubstep beats. I would like that.

2011-10-03T22:25:00.001+08:00

Lacking exposure.

If you like it then you should put a ring on it.

2011-10-02T23:40:00.002+08:00

Of beyonce and sea anemones.

The meigui and priscilla tag team is just too hilarious. I didn't stop laughing for a single moment tonight. Except the last part. I was too tired from all the laughing.

2011-10-01T15:52:00.000+08:00

Test got postponed.

What were the chances?

2011-09-30T20:07:00.002+08:00

Disruptive music.

Ahhhh accidentally unmuted my laptop in class today. That's the last thing that everyone hope that would happen to them.

2011-09-29T20:05:00.001+08:00

Marketing bassheads.

Must be karma for bullshitting yesterday. Still chionging marketing.

2011-09-28T23:54:00.002+08:00

The story of kayre.

It all started when i was secondary two. Or secondary three. Jiahao was a common name. I realized that so i thought of having another name. Not like a christian name or something. An alias, something to refer to myself to. Like account names, essays or other thirteen to fourteen year old bullshit. So i picked kayre. I meant it to be pronounced as kear at first, but then i gradually changed it to kay-year. I have no idea why. But i think it was because i realized kear sounds retarded and kay-year sounds less retaded.

So how did i settle on the name kayre?

It represents the five girls i crushed on in secondary one. Kristine, aining, yvonne, renee and eleza. I sort of dated kristine so i put her as the first letter. But i didn't really like her because she always ask me let her copy homework. Come to think of it, she's quite slutty for her age. If i remember correctly i think we ate during recess together for like one week then everybody went eh eh eh so we didn't see each other anymore. For the other four girls, i tried make friends with them la, but always no chance. Damn damn damn pretty one.

Lol the things we do when we are young. Now kayre is stuck with me cuz i like it a lot. Maybe if i crush on another five girls again i might change name. Who knows.

2011-09-27T16:03:00.001+08:00

Internet tethering.

At the immigrations checkpoint authority building now. Using laptop to blog. With an internet connection. From my iphone. Through tethering. Like a boss.

2011-09-26T21:17:00.001+08:00

Cracking eggs like an egg cracking kraken.

Damn tired, damn essay.

2011-09-25T19:01:00.000+08:00

Stay down.

He will be dead for quite some time. I won't touch anything related to him again. Goddamn essays.

2011-09-24T23:59:00.002+08:00

Church of stereotype.

I swear when i told huiqi i am sort of satanic, her face changed as if i chugged down two shots of maple syrup. Personified sin is sort of scary i guess.

2011-09-23T15:33:00.001+08:00

Mugging sciencey stuff.

Huiqi huiping and gerald are mugging science stuff while i am doing business shit. It's not the same as jc anymore.

2011-09-22T23:47:00.000+08:00

Twenty five percent lifesteal.

Am i satanic?

2011-09-21T17:00:00.001+08:00

Thinking thoughts of thought.

My religions essay. Fucking shit.

2011-09-20T11:19:00.001+08:00

Religions essay.

I didn't blog yesterday although i was staring at the computer screen all day. Epic meal time real f-ARHH-ed up.

2011-09-18T17:53:00.001+08:00

Mau5 5hirt.

Bought a shirt from river island today thanks to gerald. Leopard mau5 for the win.

2011-09-17T23:59:00.000+08:00

Fetus beating.

The moon was exceptionally low tonight.

2011-09-16T23:43:00.001+08:00

The fastest week.

This is the only week of the semester where i wish for bleach and naruto to come as slowly as possible.

2011-09-15T23:59:00.000+08:00

And god said, let there be turntables.

The only strong evidence that god exists is dubstep.

2011-09-14T16:29:00.001+08:00

Probably possible.

It's unbelievably easy to meet someone you want to meet in business. Think about the person, go to the canteen, and somehow you will see the person. It's weird. But if that's the case, how come i can't see felicia chin?

2011-09-13T20:59:00.000+08:00

Shitty bloody fuck.

I might change my alarm clock ringtone.

2011-09-12T20:30:00.001+08:00

It ended long ago.

The slow realization that it's all going to be more hectic from now on.

2011-09-11T16:55:00.000+08:00

Work it.

Ah so many things to do. September is one hell of a month.

2011-09-10T23:03:00.003+08:00

Live in the moment.

Just realized that every class has more or less the same kind of people. The mugger, the joker, the act yi ge, the make up gao gao, the really talented, the vietnamese, et cetera.

2011-09-09T22:19:00.001+08:00

We are silly for not having thought of this ourselves.

One mixing lesson per week is not enough. I am going to drink coffee for the next lesson for maximum effect.

2011-09-08T23:59:00.001+08:00

Will mix for dope.

The reason i joined the dj course was to see if it was worth it to buy turntables.

Sadly, i still can't really tell.

2011-09-07T23:24:00.001+08:00

Free skating.

So tired right now.

2011-09-06T16:06:00.002+08:00

New blogger layout.

Sucks. The layout looks sleek but there are so many problems.

I have to find ways to be more active in class participations, and brush up my ability to think on the spot. Random people, please give me a call, indicate that you are from mediacorp and would like to have an interview through the phone, and ask the most random questions.

2011-09-05T14:31:00.001+08:00

Introduction to islam.

Oh boy. I can't take lectures. Really. When will the green light alarm go off?

2011-09-04T16:44:00.001+08:00

Cocksucker fuckers.

Skating, bizad club, deejaying. I have plans, don't i?

2011-09-03T13:37:00.001+08:00

Broke it.

Everyone's grown up now.

2011-09-02T14:22:00.000+08:00

Lecture powder.

Butterfree grew to level twelve!